And so Witchy Wednesday returns, sort of. I plan on making this bi-monthly for now and maybe going back to once a week later.
Poor Chelsea, I guess a BC powder and coke won’t do it for her, (nor will booting Sebo out the door, though it might in a manner of speaking …). For a pain spell she should try something from our very own Mama Kelly from her “Spells on Saturday” series.
This is a pain spell for NORMAL aches and pains. For anything that persists, try the spell after you have seen your doctor.

Surely she needs a pain *relief* spell?
Not sure why a pain (relief) spell is preferable to a simple aspirin (or other readilly available pain-dulling products and/or foodstuffs). I mean, by the time you light a candle, wrap the photo in a hankerchief, rearrange the wording of the spell for “timing purposes,” and recite the spell 3X, a simple banana would have restored the blood flow to her butt and eased the pain. Even better, live with the pain and use it as a learning experience.
But then those silly witches always make things more difficult than they need to be.
Speaking as a chronic pain suffer, aspirin does not always work well, can damage your stomach and cause other adverse side effects. Pain dulling meds also tend to dull other senses, which is not good if you are trying to get stuff done. A spell may take time, but is safer and can work better than drugs. As for the banana, well in her case it is likely the bloodflow returning is the cause of the pain. My experience is speeding this process up still gets you the same total pain just over a shorter time period. In other words, it hurts worse.
Thanks for the link Jamie. Enjoying the return of Witchy Wednesday and still a faithful reader of the comic. Hope this finds you feeling well.